Wonmoblegzodarmrap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered naga.

Wonmoblegzodarmrap created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonmoblegzodarmrap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wonmoblegzodarmrap, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wonmoblegzodarmrap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wonmoblegzodarmrap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never eat cherries on holy days.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.

5. Retreat if seven ducks approach from the north.