Vegwapmutyog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring rat.

Vegwapmutyog created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegwapmutyog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vegwapmutyog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vegwapmutyog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vegwapmutyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes.

2. Do not prepare carrots while wearing jumpers.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.