Fumdonhom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, weak deer.

Fumdonhom created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumdonhom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fumdonhom, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fumdonhom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fumdonhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with joy.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.