Safbogfon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring deer.

Safbogfon created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Safbogfon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Safbogfon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Safbogfon's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Safbogfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

3. Hide from yellow horses for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.