Dublidlog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, capable yak.

Dublidlog created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dublidlog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dublidlog, he will manifest in front of you.

Dublidlog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dublidlog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to porpoises while wearing blue shorts.

4. Always maintain purity during holy days.

5. Never mark doors with orange.