Likflighiv is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful swan.

Likflighiv created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likflighiv, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Likflighiv, it will try to impress you with trees.

Likflighiv's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Likflighiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dawn.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.