Bugladvidnig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless mongoose.

Bugladvidnig created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugladvidnig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bugladvidnig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bugladvidnig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bugladvidnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

2. Never wear yellow shoes on sacred days.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.