Sagzansagsak Yarbunhom is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring ferret.

Sagzansagsak Yarbunhom created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagzansagsak Yarbunhom, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sagzansagsak Yarbunhom, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sagzansagsak Yarbunhom's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sagzansagsak Yarbunhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near moths.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never gather eight mites in one place.

5. Hide if three frogs approach from the south.