Fenkamsug Cablargwap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, annoying butterfly.

Fenkamsug Cablargwap created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenkamsug Cablargwap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fenkamsug Cablargwap, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fenkamsug Cablargwap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fenkamsug Cablargwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never feed turnips to snakes while wearing scarves.

3. Never skip in the presence of elders.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Never travel toward the north during autumn.