Rencep is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage alligator.

Rencep created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rencep, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rencep, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rencep's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rencep's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Never gather nine seals in one place.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.