Bopbenliktab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil giraffe.

Bopbenliktab created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbenliktab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bopbenliktab, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bopbenliktab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bopbenliktab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh at rivers.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never go into black rooms.