Zimdaddambag Hadjarndum is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-confident grasshopper.

Zimdaddambag Hadjarndum created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimdaddambag Hadjarndum, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zimdaddambag Hadjarndum, it will think nothing of it.

Zimdaddambag Hadjarndum's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Zimdaddambag Hadjarndum's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear jumpers marked with blue.

5. Never mark doors with gray.