Fubcudlit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, stupid gorilla.

Fubcudlit created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubcudlit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubcudlit, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fubcudlit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fubcudlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not prepare aubergines while wearing jumpers.

4. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.

5. Do not gather at walls at midday.