Witmumlapkabbogfarvol is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, strong fly.

Witmumlapkabbogfarvol created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witmumlapkabbogfarvol, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Witmumlapkabbogfarvol, he will destroy your home solar system.

Witmumlapkabbogfarvol's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Witmumlapkabbogfarvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

4. Never gather five squirrels near walls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.