Yartfebril is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective penguin.

Yartfebril created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Yartfebril, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yartfebril, it will be very sad.

Yartfebril's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yartfebril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Yartfebril loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Never talk about dark energy near mice while wearing mauve hats.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.