Tipfudmab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered meerkat.

Tipfudmab created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipfudmab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tipfudmab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tipfudmab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tipfudmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with violet.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.