Mignutged is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust capybara.

Mignutged created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mignutged, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mignutged, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Mignutged's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Mignutged's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mignutged.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

3. Retreat if eight doves approach from the south.

4. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.

5. Never chant in the presence of shrews.