Nillarplarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humane shark.

Nillarplarn created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillarplarn, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nillarplarn, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nillarplarn's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nillarplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nillarplarn on top of all buildings.

3. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.