Venquafpom is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unfair clam.

Venquafpom created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Venquafpom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Venquafpom, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Venquafpom's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Venquafpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never proclaim while facing north.