Dagbomhom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, impressive hedgehog.

Dagbomhom created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagbomhom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dagbomhom, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dagbomhom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dagbomhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always store onions above ground.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dagbomhom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Never mix oranges with water.