Gebnurtciss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring mouse.

Gebnurtciss created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebnurtciss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gebnurtciss, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gebnurtciss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gebnurtciss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not prepare nuts while filled with fear.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

5. Do not stand on grass.