Kopyarptap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, weak wasp.

Kopyarptap created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopyarptap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kopyarptap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kopyarptap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Kopyarptap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Worship no other gods but Kopyarptap.