Yatrullarm is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain swallow.

Yatrullarm created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatrullarm, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yatrullarm, it will turn you into a goat.

Yatrullarm's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Yatrullarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Never approach forests carrying clay.

3. Always obey Yatrullarm's priests.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Yatrullarm.