Kimtanpad Bassbotloop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered rhinoceros.

Kimtanpad Bassbotloop created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimtanpad Bassbotloop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kimtanpad Bassbotloop, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kimtanpad Bassbotloop's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kimtanpad Bassbotloop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Kimtanpad Bassbotloop on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to nematodes while wearing pink rings.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Kimtanpad Bassbotloop in the centre of the settlement.