Higfadvan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent weasel.

Higfadvan created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higfadvan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Higfadvan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Higfadvan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Higfadvan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six copper sculptures of Higfadvan on top of important buildings.

2. Retreat if three eagles approach from the west.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Never eat strawberries on fasting days.