Bissitpas is a god.

It takes the form of a small, irritating wyrm.

Bissitpas created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bissitpas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bissitpas, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bissitpas' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bissitpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with violet.

2. Do not take Bissitpas' name in vain.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Never gather six nematodes in one place.