Cindimdud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast fairy.

Cindimdud created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Cindimdud, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cindimdud, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cindimdud's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cindimdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Do not wear shorts marked with cyan.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Learn six new languages a year.