Fethatbif is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, self-assured raven.

Fethatbif created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fethatbif, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fethatbif, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fethatbif's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fethatbif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. Do not prepare melons while filled with pride.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.