Midgudcad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered penguin.

Midgudcad created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midgudcad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Midgudcad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Midgudcad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Midgudcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not consume beans at dawn.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing violet rings and balancing seven nickel spheres on your back.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Never gather nine sharks in one place.