Bapcunveg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing mouse.

Bapcunveg created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapcunveg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bapcunveg, she will remove you from existence.

Bapcunveg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bapcunveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shoes before touching gold.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never prepare cucumbers during spring.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.