Nutmotbudmantun is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, clever mouse.

Nutmotbudmantun created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutmotbudmantun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nutmotbudmantun, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nutmotbudmantun's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nutmotbudmantun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Do not prepare wheat while wearing jumpers.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Do not hop at rivers.

5. Do not take Nutmotbudmantun's name in vain.