Giggatrap Stiksaw is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, loving slug.

Giggatrap Stiksaw created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Giggatrap Stiksaw, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Giggatrap Stiksaw, he will turn you into a hamster.

Giggatrap Stiksaw's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Giggatrap Stiksaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.

2. You must pray to Giggatrap Stiksaw six times a day.

3. Never talk about gravity near monkeys while wearing white skirts.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Giggatrap Stiksaw on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.