Fitmifvog Bedflyfubflatgublin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, grumpy owl.

Fitmifvog Bedflyfubflatgublin created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitmifvog Bedflyfubflatgublin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fitmifvog Bedflyfubflatgublin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fitmifvog Bedflyfubflatgublin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fitmifvog Bedflyfubflatgublin's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your back with gray.

2. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never mark doors with fawn.

5. Never look at nebulae.