Budgidwatfom is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, omnipotent wyvern.

Budgidwatfom created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budgidwatfom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Budgidwatfom, he will ignore you.

Budgidwatfom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Budgidwatfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Budgidwatfom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Always help squirrels in need.