Budgidwatfom is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, omnipotent
wyvern.
Budgidwatfom created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Budgidwatfom, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Budgidwatfom, he will ignore you.
Budgidwatfom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Budgidwatfom's Holy Commandments1. Do not travel during autumn.
2. Always cleanse ash with water.
3. Budgidwatfom must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.
5. Always help squirrels in need.