Didjabcit Stervolzog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental chinchilla.

Didjabcit Stervolzog created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didjabcit Stervolzog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Didjabcit Stervolzog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Didjabcit Stervolzog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Didjabcit Stervolzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Didjabcit Stervolzog loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away from fawn dogs, for they are unholy.