Vadganflab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fast otter.

Vadganflab created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadganflab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vadganflab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vadganflab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vadganflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear orange coats.

3. Never run near birds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadganflab.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.