Abganyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless dolphin.

Abganyatt created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abganyatt, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Abganyatt, she will turn you into a mouse.

Abganyatt's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Abganyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Abganyatt in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near foxes while wearing cyan shorts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your back.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.