Ablanrilbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish human.

Ablanrilbaf created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ablanrilbaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ablanrilbaf, she will strike you with lightening.

Ablanrilbaf's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ablanrilbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Ablanrilbaf in the centre of the settlement.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear indigo coats.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.