Ciplimsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive hedgehog.

Ciplimsaw created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ciplimsaw, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ciplimsaw, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ciplimsaw's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ciplimsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.