Fabcissdim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing giraffe.

Fabcissdim created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabcissdim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fabcissdim, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fabcissdim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fabcissdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Never feed apples to snails while wearing jumpers.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.