Tofbopyarp Nellvincat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud wyrm.

Tofbopyarp Nellvincat created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofbopyarp Nellvincat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tofbopyarp Nellvincat, she will turn you into a slug.

Tofbopyarp Nellvincat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tofbopyarp Nellvincat's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

2. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

3. Never leap near capybaras.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.