Motjarnsas is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, vain zebra.

Motjarnsas created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Motjarnsas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motjarnsas, it will not invite you to parties.

Motjarnsas' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Motjarnsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing cyan kilts.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never look in ponds.