Pomquafhinjat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast beaver.

Pomquafhinjat created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomquafhinjat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pomquafhinjat, she will turn you into a frog.

Pomquafhinjat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pomquafhinjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck indigo.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never stain your face with gray.