Lipstragton is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable cobra.

Lipstragton created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Lipstragton, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lipstragton, she will turn you into a goat.

Lipstragton's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lipstragton's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow mites to witness sacred rites.

2. Never feed bread to nematodes while wearing tights.

3. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with anger.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not kill tortoises.