Dimfubgof is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud jellyfish.

Dimfubgof created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimfubgof, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dimfubgof, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dimfubgof's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dimfubgof's Holy Commandments

1. Dimfubgof must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

4. Never chant in spring.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing blue shoes and balancing nine platinum spheres on your feet.