Gedbingar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous wolf.

Gedbingar created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedbingar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gedbingar, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gedbingar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gedbingar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Do not place bread upon stone.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never wear turquoise skirts on sacred days.

5. Always take life seriously.