Citrenlid is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient
hamster.
Citrenlid created dark energy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Citrenlid, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Citrenlid, it will turn you into a hamster.
Citrenlid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Citrenlid's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in the presence of elders.
2. Never eat peas.
3. Never remain prostrate at dawn.
4. You must love Citrenlid.
5. Always wear yellow.