Ceblibbed is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless cow.

Ceblibbed created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceblibbed, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ceblibbed, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ceblibbed's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ceblibbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not listen to music.