Sugnartbot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident weasel.

Sugnartbot created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugnartbot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sugnartbot, she will manifest in front of you.

Sugnartbot's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sugnartbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.