Sabquagcut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy hare.

Sabquagcut created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabquagcut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sabquagcut, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sabquagcut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sabquagcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Never allow voles to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Run away if six porpoises approach from the north.

4. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.